X Flags Coming Algorithm Update to Focus On Entertaining Content

After constantly posting about the impending collapse of society, the harms of gender affirmation, the looming dangers of multiculturalism, and, in effect, the foreseeable end of life as we know it. After sharing his every observation about the ills of modern life more than 50 times a day for the past two years, Elon now says that he wants more positivity on the platform formerly known as Twitter.